Life Lessons From Barbie

1. Family is Fundamental
2. Many Girls have the same name, but you can still be an individual
3. A shortage of Men won't ruin the party: women have superior social etiquette and important galas don't require men in attendance
4. Alternative Lifestyles Acceptable
5. It's Cool to Have Many Careers
6. You Can Have love and work at the same time
7. Dysfunction and Deformity are a part of life
8. War is hell
9. All homeless must be sheltered
10. Monogamy can work

From Shapiro 84

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